Our mission statement is simple. Kallman hunts down the mix. Mercury Mad talks trash and occasionally will play intentionally "Bad or Trashy" tunes. Either way it's danceable.

Many times that which is danceable is not and will not be the most dorky or asymetric shit. We don't give a flying fuck about any of that. This show is about getting trashed, having fun, and being lunatics.

Those who come in fab-creative dress, fashion, and drag may get perks such as prizes or free entry!

Mix CDs and handbills will be whored when you find us out in a club. A time may come when original tunes flow from the filthy mess we are making of the dance floor. Until then y'all must deal.